Aries GIRL LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU FUCKIN' LOOK, GIRL!

Taurus That's unfortunate.

Gemini I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy... If I wanted a sugar daddy yes I could probably go out and get one, because I am what? SICKENING!

Cancer ...........BACKROLLS?!?

Leo You know you want this crocheted pussy

Virgo Not today, satan. not today.

Libra I'm a fucking libra

Scorpio You shut your ugly boat mouth

Sagittarius I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and chicken.

Capricorn Your tone seems very pointed right now.

Aquarius BEAUTY FADES. DUMB IS FOREVER!

Pisces I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW